Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
Canine induced memorial mayhem

So the weekend wasn't the greatest that could be had. I was looking forward to fishing on Saturday but that one got nixed due to Carrie's having a sinus infection and Lucy suffering a cold. A cold wouldn't normally be a problem for an adult but babies don't know how to blow their nose so regular vacuuming of the nasal cavity is a horrendously noisy necessity. Rather than standing in the sunshine all day catching fish, I mostly did chores and help entertain our little munchkin.

Come Sunday evening we decided to watch a movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482463/). This is usually the cue for the phone to ring. Given a choice, mine would be to let it ring and check the message when convenient. If someone really needs to talk urgently then they will call my cell phone or keep calling.....or they might even leave a message which I would hear as it is being left. Anyway, among the phone calls was a request from the mother-in-law to bring over a daiper because there are relatives visiting and they ran out; or forgot. So we stop the movie for the nth time, I grab a daiper, jump in the car, drive past CVS and Walgreens (both of whom sell the darn things) and arrive a few minutes later at a house with a driveway chock-a-block with cars. The house is full of people who could just as easily have driven over to our house to pick up a daiper.

I drive back (past CVS and Walgreens) home so we can continue the movie and I put the kettle on because I fancy a cup of tea. Unusual for me as I pretty much only drink it in the morning and perhaps afternoon. Now we're getting some serious movie watching done, with our little baby girl snuggled up with us on the couch, when the next disturbance involves the arrival of a car in the driveway: Its the sister-in-law and her husband (see "lost ring found blog"). Now, as any dog owner will tell you, a laid back sleepy surreptitious dog, when presented with visitors, suddenly becomes a dancing, bouncing, slobbering dervish with little apparent control over it's motion. Any big dog owner will further tell you that said dog is very much like one of those mustangs or bulls that cowboys try to stay on for 8 seconds....except the tail is like a baseball bat. When this oscillation of destruction comes into contact with a freshly brewed cup of tea, the spillage can be quite awesome. Result = a brown streak longer than a herd of diarrheic camels.

Longer term result = we must get new carpet.....stain resistant carpet. I spent a lot of time and Resolve trying to get the stain out and its just not worth it.....'aint budging.


This is the mugshot.....and the mugshot :-/

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18 Comments
girlcarew
1) I would recommend calling a carpet cleaning company. My youngest decided to paint the carpet earlier this year. A local carpet cleaning company got it completely out.
girlcarew   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
SallyPants
2) Awww, with a face like that, how can you be mad?
SallyPants   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
George
3) The cleaning company came before, after the canine induced mound of diarrhea fiasco. If you've seen the size of our dog, you might be able to imagine the size of said mound. That would have made a great blog.....he ate a large part of the shower curtain and it messed with his innards for a day or so until it gradually got passed. Anyway, I got to clean up the nastiness through bouts of retching and the cleaning company came and did our whole carpet. Thing is with animals that vomit and knock things over there will always be stain issues. That coupled with the fact we could do with new carpet anyway.....the thought occurs that a "stain resistant" carpet might be for us. I have no idea what "stain resistant" means, how good it is or how it works but if its better than what we have it has to be a winner. If it were up to me I'd just have hard floors but my boss likes to have cosy feet.
LimeyGeorge   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
4) There are products you can spray onto your carpet to help protect it. You might talk to your carpet cleaners about that.

You have my sympathy. Our puppy ate granola bars yesterday. (Darn kids kept leaving them around.) Apparently granola bars don't agree with her. I've been scrubbing up poop all day!
Pam   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
igna83
5) Stain-resistant carpet = wood or tile floors, especially with dogs or children. I can't wait to get rid of our stain-resistant carpet, which doesn't work worth a hoot. Good luck!
Angi   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Ames
6) JimtheLimey = carpet expert. Expect advice (wanted or not) from him soon.
Ames   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
JimTheLimey
7) did someone call?.. hehe. i am a nationally certified carpet cleaner .

as far as i am concerned, there isnt a stain-resistant carpet that will stand up to anything thrown at it, all makes and styles of carpet clean last differently, and with your dog mess, who knows. the only thing stain resistant is a hard surface. Ive cleaned that kind of carpet a few times and it does tend to stain pretty easily (if its the one i am thinking of, its pretty cheaply made, but i could be wrong, is it pretty thin carpet?). anways...

I dont recommend resolve, i just cleaned for a lady yesterday who used that stuff and it bleached her carpet in hundreds of little spots all around the room (shame, cos it was good carpet too). I do recommend calling me out to clean it, I work for ( i dont think i should plug them directly, might be un-professional !) that one nation wide company that uses yellow vans to "get carpet cleaner".. you can ask for me directly to come and clean, they all know me... minimum fee for two rooms is $99.. although i cant say it will come out, i will give it a bloody good run for its money!.. if it CAN come out, i will get it out. it may have stained tho to some degree...

your main issue is going to be staining and odour and bacteria in the pad, that cant be cleaned. if it gets wet it will just keep coming back up. carpet padding is literally a sponge!
JimTheLimey   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Joe
8) Have you considered a stain-shaped area rug?
Joe   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
JimTheLimey
9) ooh, good idea.. ignore everything i just said and go with the rug. works every time.
JimTheLimey   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
George
10) I'm going to Dane's tomorrow in the hope of finding a NASCAR or hunting themed rug for said area. Actually there is another issue....one of our cats had a series of bladder/urinary issues and had been peeing. 'Nuff said. Time for new carpet. We're going to pull out this one that has been here since the house was built, probably, then coat the floor with killz.

Thanks for the essay though Jimbo.
LimeyGeorge   Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Joe
11) Jim is my essay.
Joe   Thursday, May 29, 2008
George
12) I hope you didn't mean to say that Jim is easy!?
LimeyGeorge   Thursday, May 29, 2008
Joe
13) No, essay, homes.
Joe   Thursday, May 29, 2008
George
14) "What'you talking about Willis?"
LimeyGeorge   Thursday, May 29, 2008
JimTheLimey
15) si !
JimTheLimey   Thursday, May 29, 2008
nheinzel
16) Did someone mention my name?
!   Thursday, May 29, 2008
Joe
17) ...!?
Joe   Thursday, May 29, 2008
nheinzel
18) There you go again!
!   Thursday, May 29, 2008
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